Mumbai Indians bolo ki Indians ek hi baat hai...

Mangola bolo ya Slice Mangola... ek hi baat hai & Mumbai Indians bolo ki Indians bolo ek hi baat hai...

Basically, the Mumbai Indian team has taken the word "Indian" 
in their name very seriously. 
They believe that they have to play like the INDIAN cricket team... 
... so they can have a strong team and yet loose matches one after the other
... and then make a grand come back when everyone has lost hope...
and the crowds will worhip them again
... of course their sins are washed... 
and they can loose another 3 matches without feeling guilty
... after all you cant have a better success rate without tendulkar on the field
(I wonder how the other 7 teams in IPL are winning without Tendulkar)
... and not to forget... just like the Indian team, they are capable of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory... 
YES!!! you should have seen Shawn Pullock (acting captain) 
biting his nails even when the Mumbai Indians needed only 6 of 12 balls.

I hope Mukesh Ambani considers renaming the team to "Mumbai Australians" or something...

Arre yaar chill maar...

The guy who sits next to me in office has put up a huge sign on his soft board saying:
"Great People Discuss Ideas;
Average People discuss Events; 
Shallow Minds Discuss People".

Is he worried that people discuss him??? and as if this is gonna stop them...

And what fun is life if you dont discuss people? 
i mean the only entertainment half the world has 
is gossip... now one cant really gossip about IDEAS!!!
Sometimes i feel that being great must be soooo boring!
Most of the fun things dont qualify in the "Great people do this" list. 
So next time you come across a Bore (is there a word like that???) 
dont criticize ... he may just be a "Great Person"!!!

Welcome to the party i say!!!

Hie...... let me warn you that you are here at your own risk and dont even think of holding me responsible for how boring this page is.... you chose to come here...

Well... so many things happen everyday and I wanna say someting about most of them... but usually no one wants to hear... so i said what the hell... atleast a dumb machine connected to a wierd (wired... i meant) network wont ask me to shut up... and here I am...

So i'm not gonna pakao on day one... after all 1st impression is the last impression they say... so whenever you think of cursing me in the future read this blog and appreciate how funny, witty and full of myself i am....